Control Freak

It sounds delicious, up until the whole cornflakes and toothpaste deal.

Life Dreams.

The life goals of a total weirdo.

Rim Man?

OHH! Cars! Ellis should probably re-think his motto.

Only the Holiest for My Lips.

Someone must be trying to rid themselves of sin.

We Got a Drinker.

Is Vodka spelled with a "W", a "Q" or a "V"? Fuck, I'll use em all.

I Would Otherwise Forget

Only the necessities.

The Mystery Item!

A surprise! With cupcakes and ice cream already on the list, what could the mystery be? Something shameful I assume? She did write I<3 I at the end. At least she's confident.

I've Always Been Curious. What IS a "Good Poo?"

This is definitely one of my personal favorites. A neurotic, self-deprecating individual writes down her thoughts and carelessly leaves them in a hand-basket. Thank God.

Do I Really Need Calcium?

Nope, but pork chops and eggs are a must-have.

The First List

At Whole Foods Market, there isn't much to do in the way of entertainment. When it all seemed useless and futile, I found a list. Ever since the first one, I became obsessed with keeping every grocery list that I find. My apron is constantly bursting with scraps of paper. My coworkers have begun giving me the ones that they find. I figured I should put them to use. This blog has been a long time coming. I hope you enjoy.

-ahh

I believe that this is the list that started it all. I'm not sure what a "Dof" is, but I think he's hungry.