Glad that was on the List

What would I have done had I left the market without a job. And a lemon and some chicken.

You know....

...you can totally can that stuff yourself for free.

All You Need to Know

Is it possible....

to completely misspell almost every item on the list?

Can and did.

Didn't even make a valid attempt at "worcestershire".

Filet

Isn't it a weird looking word when you see it written so many times.....filet.....

3 1/2?

If you can't tell by the scan, this one's on a piece of rolling paper.

Thanks Seth.