Oh Doctor, don't you know?

All of that sirloin and dairy will become impacted in your colon?

Idiot

When you misuse the hyphen, it exponentially increases your brain-deadedness. Yogurt.

Thank you,

for leaving such gold just lying around.

Compulsive Returner

And in case she forgot, the list she wrote herself continues on the other side of the paper.

Yawn.

I'd hate to have dinner at your house.

I beg to differ.

How about if I grabbed one of those suckers and ran?

Oh boy...

Easter Equine Encephalitis, what a treat.

Not a list, but I couldn't help it.

It's been pilin' up awhile.

While you're at it, the kids' closets are full of garbage too. If you could empty those it'd be great. See ya in a week!

Mom's Speech

Box for donations, then straight to the bank.

Do Bill....

Offensive Ricky's gonna get it.

Large "Asshole Style"

Sounds like terrible chicken soup to me.

A Psycho with a Pen

..who really likes Muir Glen products.

To the Anonymous List-giver..

Thank you.

And if you'd like to contribute as well, I would appreciate it.

No Idea.

But I like it.

Untitled for Once.

There are Many Ways to Say it.

I really hope "wipetrons" is another word for toilet paper.

Nice Try Son.

Arthur Levine is a puppy-hater, and a dream-crusher.

Sylvie Knows What She Wants.

And Topping the List....

...Johnny Walker. Then breakfast.

Atrocious Handwriting.

Really. It's awful.

Yam.

Yam.

Words Cannot Describe...

The awesome-ness of this one. Thanks Sam.

Couldn't Write the List at Home...

Written on one of our bakery bags.