Oh Doctor, don't you know?

All of that sirloin and dairy will become impacted in your colon?

Idiot

When you misuse the hyphen, it exponentially increases your brain-deadedness. Yogurt.

Thank you,

for leaving such gold just lying around.

Compulsive Returner

And in case she forgot, the list she wrote herself continues on the other side of the paper.

Yawn.

I'd hate to have dinner at your house.

I beg to differ.

How about if I grabbed one of those suckers and ran?

Oh boy...

Easter Equine Encephalitis, what a treat.